Last Wednesday, I started physical therapy because of this. After being horrified by my rapidly growing leg stubble when I was at the Orthopedic doc, I made SURE that I was freshly stubble free when I started PT.
Once he got me all situated on the table and was done poking my knee/world globe, he decided to check my strength/resistance. In the process he decides to take my flip flops off so he can hold my foot, while pushing my leg back, etc. So of course when he does that, I notice that the bottoms of my feet are filthy from my black flip flops. Shaved legs...dirty feet. I can't win.